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David Alan Siegel was an American businessman who founded Westgate Resorts Ltd, a Florida-based timeshare resort firm, and was its president and chief executive officer. He had ten biological children and two adopted children. Siegel was CEO of CFI Resorts Management Inc and Central Florida Investments Inc. His other businesses included real estate, construction, hotel and apartment management, travel services, insurance, transportation, and retail.
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